Kids Are Quick

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is.
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria.
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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile' ?
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER : No, that's wrong.
GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this kid)
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water ?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O
TEACHER : What are you talking about ?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that didn't have 10 years ago.
WINNIE : Me !
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TEACHER : Glen, why do you always get so dirty ?
GLEN : Well, I'm alot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie........... Always say, ' I am '
MILLIE : Allright...... ' I am the ninth letter of the alphabet '
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him ?
LOUIE : Because George still has he axe in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating ?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your bother's. Did you copy this ?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?
HAROLD : A teacher.

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